Miss Emmylou’s words of doggy wisdom. October 30, 2006
When a rabbit runs across one’s path on a walk, it simply must be chased.
When one is anywhere near a large body of water (eg. creek or ocean) one must jump into it repeatedly.
When one has a nasty taste in one’s mouth, or is feeling a little queasy one must gobble as much grass as one can manage.
When the brown dog barks one must join in, building to a yip which becomes a howl.
When one is on a walk with the brown dog one really must annoy her as much as possible.
When one is heading out for a walk it is imperative that one yelps and carries on like a pork chop right outside the house where 2 other barky dogs live so that they know to come to the windows of their house and yap at us.
It’s good to be a dog.
every word is true.
I reckon it sounds like a good life